You are bound to find both of them appealing at a distance, would want to get your hands on them if they are cute, and once in a while you will smile at their folly behaviour, and both are bound to give you sleepless nights!
Here are 10 facts proving that men are indeed overgrown babies that are sure to blow your mind!
–Cowards & Cuties–
Will never value things(Or You):Not wanting to blame them in the very first point, we would just say this is probably an internal fault! It just doesn’t matter, if they are holding a ridiculously expensive toy or your priceless heart.Both are bound to meet the same fate!
Demanding Doodles: They want it and they want it all. However it doesn’t end there they would want all of your attention to begin with and once they have it they would want everything else!
Stubborn Beings: Not only they have a Masters degree in demanding, they also have a Phd in whining. You can get Albert Einstein to support you and they will still be sticking to their point. Their nonsense to them is, what that spot is to Sheldon!
My Drink – My Drink:No problem is so big, that a bottle of milk(which will transform into a bottle of beer) can’t solve. Trust me, these are no less than magic potions. As soon as they get hold of their respective bottles, they stop complaining, will get relaxed, smile at you for no reason and will sleep once done! *Phew Phew*
Can’t leave them, Can’t take them along :If you leave them at home, they will make a mess and if you tag them along they will make an even bigger mess. They will come in the way of all the fun, tire you out and blame you because they did not enjoy your evening!
Complex Creatures:Once they know, they are in control they will be out of control. Never make the mistake of letting them know that you will do anything for them and they would want to test it ASAP.
Core Quality: Irresponsible: The lil ones will mess up your house, and the larger ones will mess up your life, and that too in a totally customised way.
Pro Tip: BabyProof your home and Man Proof your heart and stay safe!
Jealous as Fuck: As soon as you take another one in their place(or pretend to ) they will do anything, almost anything to be back in your lap. Weather it is toddler jealous of his little sibling or your man having insecurities about your guy friend. There is not much you can do about it!
Will blame you in the end:That we may say, is their talent. They would act in the weirdest way possible, and somehow it will always be your fault, and even if you are successful enough to dodge that bullet.It will always be up-to you to fix that mess.
Commitment Phobic: They say they want it more than anything in the world, promise to cherish it throughout and not so many days after you find it lying in a corner.However the little ones are true to their words and most probably will not be looking for the same toy shortly after discarding.
And, well, the last one is very very obvious and a little obscene to be mentioned and oh well, puts the ball in our court!
