{"id":806,"date":"2019-07-06T17:09:14","date_gmt":"2019-07-06T17:09:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.creatorshala.com\/blog\/?p=806"},"modified":"2019-07-09T05:33:15","modified_gmt":"2019-07-09T05:33:15","slug":"10-things-all-indian-parents-say-to-their-kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.creatorshala.com\/blog\/10-things-all-indian-parents-say-to-their-kids\/","title":{"rendered":"10 Things All Indian Parents Say to Their Kids"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><b><i>&#8211;No Introduction Required&#8211;<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cSara Din Mobile\u201d:<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">This one is number one, because of its most universal use. Everyone of us has heard this one so many times that we are more immune to this than we are to polio. There may be an earthquake outside, but all my mom would be worried about is the battery percentage of my phone. Apparently someone texted on watsapp group that whenever the phone is not charged apparently it sends some deadly rays, and there is no looking back since!\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cPadhlo &amp; Boards\u201d: <\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Been through? Done that? Parents through this time are no less than extremists they would go on from bribing us to study hard with a sweet melodious voice, and just next day would threaten to never speak to us again if we didn&#8217;t give our 100%. They will watch you like a hawk and notice your every move.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cHumare Time Mei &amp; Something\u201d:<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Apparently, my grandmother was the luckiest soul on this on this earth! Why, You ask? Because my mom never answered back, was always studious, did all the household chores, was one hundred percent obedient &amp; whatnot.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Claims our parents made about their childhood&gt;&gt;&gt; Claims of BJP+Congress Combined<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cKyuki Hum Bade Hai\u201d: <\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Because in Indian households, age supersedes everything. As a matter of fact all our parents were born about 20-25 years before us, and this is there \u201cBhramastra.\u201dEveryday, age factor will ruthlessly murder logic, and there will be no charges. Why?\u201cArey because vo bade hai\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cWe Never\u201d:<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Yes,this supercool game was invented by Indian Parents ages ago! Because they never did the sort of things, we do nowadays, and were as sanskari as an ideal ekta kapoor bahu! The only difference between the one you saw as YJHD\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cPata Nai Aage Kya Hoga\u201d: <\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">They are super super paranoid about our future. However it isn&#8217;t that simple as it seems, because they have a huge list. Once we are finished studies they would worry about jobs then savings and then finally about marriage! There is absolutely no pill to make them chill.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Next point is no coincidence and is strategically placed. Because- Irony!\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cMaine to Pehle Hi Bola Tha\u201d: <\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">What does Mamma do after screaming out \u201cPata nai kya hoga\u201d she says \u201cMaine toh bola hi tha ye hoga.\u201d Back off Bejan Daruwala, because you are nowhere near my parents when it comes to astrology!\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cPaise Pedh Pe Nai Ate\u201d: <\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">If not for our mobiles &amp; social media, this one would have topped the charts ! We all agree that a lot of our demands would have been invalid, but that does not equal to us being so dumb to imagine a tree of currency!\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cAgar vo kudega toh tum bhi kudoge\u201d: <\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">This was the ultimate fate of any example I gave to my parents, without any one jumping anywhere!\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cHumne toh ab isse kuch bolna hi chodh dia haii \u201d: <\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">After saying and animating all the above mentioned points, they will add this one just like your local sabzi wala bhaiya adds dhaniya pudina to your packet!\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>Bonus : Kurkure mat khao, usme plastic hota hai <\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">: These kind of weird messages circulating on my family group is the only drawback of technology faced by me! <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &#8211;No Introduction Required&#8211; \u201cSara Din Mobile\u201d:This one is number one, because of its most universal use. Everyone of us has heard this one so many times that we are more immune to this than we are to polio. 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