Lost, Eaten, and Laughing: My Unexpected Obsession with Agario I didn’t expect to lose an entire Saturday afternoon to a game where I play as a blob. Yet here we are. Agario — that colorful online petri dish of chaos — has officially taken over my chill time. I discovered it by accident when a friend sent me the link, saying, “Trust me, you’ll either rage quit in 10 minutes or play for hours.” Naturally, I had to find out which camp I belonged to. Spoiler: I’m in the “hours” camp.